DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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