we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
