I wish my penis had an off switch
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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