I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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