White coat. Heels.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
found the other keg... it's in the tree
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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