What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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