How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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