i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
