JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
how does that bad decision feel?
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