SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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