how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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