They should really pass out barf bags in church
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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