Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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