at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I understand Curling. That high.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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