somebody snuck up and got me drunk
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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