Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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