you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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