On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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