it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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