Nicole vs. Life
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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