Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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