We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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