apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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