you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
