im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
FUCK WHALES
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
