You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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