My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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