Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Randomize
