I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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