i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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