Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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