i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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