What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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