he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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