At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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