Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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