ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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