i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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