"it" just moved
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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