Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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