i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If I die, sorry about rent.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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