yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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