we're chasing vodka with high fives
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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