You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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