Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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