We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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