i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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