Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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