i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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