You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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