Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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