seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So squirting runs in the family.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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