3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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