Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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