i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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