Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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